If it's any consolation, I was ALSO a dangerously bad cook at your age (as in, gave myself food poisoning many times, still have a bunch of oil and knife scars, could not cook anything more complex than underdone pasta), and years later, I'm pretty damn good at it, so it does get better with age and practice.
Oh yeah, they could, and they would be so much happier and more functional if they did, but they won't. On the one hand, this is tragic and I feel bad that they're stuck in a deeply fucked state, on the other, I never fucking want to hear a sentence that starts with "so I saw this thing online" and ends with a misogynist stereotype again, nor am I even remotely thrilled about being typecast as a "useless gay girlie" when I am 0/3 of these things, so. If they're not going to get their shit together they could at least spew their social media and reality TV diarrhea at someone who likes rolling in dung piles.
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Oh yeah, they could, and they would be so much happier and more functional if they did, but they won't. On the one hand, this is tragic and I feel bad that they're stuck in a deeply fucked state, on the other, I never fucking want to hear a sentence that starts with "so I saw this thing online" and ends with a misogynist stereotype again, nor am I even remotely thrilled about being typecast as a "useless gay girlie" when I am 0/3 of these things, so. If they're not going to get their shit together they could at least spew their social media and reality TV diarrhea at someone who likes rolling in dung piles.