What. The actual. Fucking fuck?!?!?! That's horrifying on so many levels I can't even.

Like, I roleplay my giant collection of stuffed animals with my family sometimes (okay... a lot), but if one of them said "can you not do that when talking to me, it's weird" or "I'm not in the mood for that today, let's talk like normal people" I would... not pretend to be a stuffed cow? Pretending to be a cow is not more important to me than the comfort of the people around me!