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None of my clothes fit, none of my clothes fiiiiit, and the world is shut down so I can't go out and buy clothes that do.

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( Just got a political thing like... )

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Recipe for [ethnicity] Peasant Bread found online:
3 sticks butter
4 different spices, one of them from the New World
chocolate (??)
coffee (?!?!)

I can guarantee y'all that my ancestors were not eating this with any sort of regularity.

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This book makes some interesting assumptions about what words I do and don't know. It defined "lute" and "shrimp" and "bloomers" but assumes I already know what "snakeroot" is.

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I'm pretty sure that if you find an oven in the middle of nowhere and hear bread saying "please take me out of here", you should probably get yourself tested for psychosis after you take said bread out.

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Everyone knows Virgin Mary wasn't actually married when she had her baby. It's not a common Ms.-conception.