palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 26th, 2025 09:11 pm)
We had people over for dinner and I made loads of sourdough, thinking I'd give a bunch of it away.

Nope! Our freezer is full of sourdough now.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 22nd, 2025 09:26 am)
Searched "vegetarian restaurant in [the hip liberal neighborhood I work in]".

The results: a restaurant (named after a meat dish) that happens to have a couple of vegetarian options, a fast food place that thinks "plant based" means you have two vegetables on your meat, and a vegan place that specializes in $20 smoothies.

I'm going to suggest the last one for our next team event, because for shit's sake I'm sick of having a maximum of two food choices at these things, but... what the fuck.
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I need to start keeping my own notes about what produce is available when, because "what the USDA/Farmer's Almanac says is in season" is very different from what I find at the farmer's market.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 6th, 2025 06:30 am)
I work in the biomedical field, and people keep asking me what they can do to be more healthy.

I tell them that the best thing they can do is to live in a society that values all its people.

The second best is to stay hydrated, eat a balanced diet, and get enough sleep.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Apr. 13th, 2025 06:31 am)
It's died down a lot since I hit my thirties, but there's this weird pattern where I mention that I did something and people will assume I did the version that requires the least amount of work on my part.

"I baked this cake." "From a cake mix?"

"I put gutters up on my house." "You hired contractors to do it?"

"I built this thing." "Out of a premade kit, right?"

It shouldn't bother me but it does.
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( Apr. 6th, 2025 07:03 am)
Listen, I tried so hard. So hard.

But I couldn't go more than a month without buckwheat.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 19th, 2025 04:36 pm)
Why is it that a restaurant meal can have twice the daily recommended dose of sodium and taste fine, but when I put slightly too much salt into my soup, it tastes like seawater?
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 15th, 2025 06:31 am)
My mother told me that someday I would make myself tea and realize that I don't want to add sugar to it. (This hasn't happened yet.)

She did not tell me that someday I would enjoy oatmeal-raisin cookies.
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Vegetarians at a restaurant:
  • The rice looks good- never mind, fish sauce.
  • Why does the pea soup have ham in it?
  • Okay so the salad of shredded lettuce is vegetarian, that's nice.
  • I could really go for a bowl of beans right about now but there's chicken in it.
  • Can I make an entire meal out of sides?
  • The corn on the cob isn't vegetarian? It's literally just grilled corn! How do you add meat to that?!
  • Sausage? In the lentil stew?
  • The grain bowl has fish in it. Does a bowl of grain really need extra heartiness added?
  • Found one vegetarian pasta dish hidden among the meat sauce ones.
  • They put crumbled bacon on the veggie burger? What's even the point of a veggie burger at that point?
  • Maybe they'll have a vegetarian taco - nope, only chicken or beef.
  • I guess I could have... avocado toast. Unless they've found a way to sneak lard into the avocado...
  • No, I do not want shrimp dip on the side. Why do I have to field this question so often?
  • Oh crap everyone's looking at me expectantly, it's my turn to order. Pasta or salad? Pasta or salad?
  • (does not get invited out again for months)
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Me, six months ago: Damn, what's that stuffed pepper recipe my mother used to make? I can't find anything about it online.

Me today: GOLUBTZI! That's it!

The internet: Golubtzi is a stuffed cabbage recipe.

Me: ...
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 20th, 2024 08:23 pm)
I found chilacayote at our farmer's market!

I bought it because I want to try it, but also for the seeds.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 17th, 2024 09:30 am)
Multiple people have lectured me (a vegetarian) on the importance of eating a plant based diet for health/environmental reasons.

This is annoying.

But, perplexingly, the people who do this are never vegans or fellow vegetarians, they're omnivores who eat a higher-than-average amount of meat.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 2nd, 2024 10:50 am)
People were giving out free samples of certified regenerative farming, organic cheese puff snacks and I was too awkward to say no when they shoved one in my hands.

It tastes like like an ultra processed cheese puff (aka like vomit).
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 15th, 2024 12:22 pm)
Aaaaaand the coup de grace on my terrible week: I broke one of my nice lunch containers (with my lunch still inside).
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 28th, 2024 09:34 am)
Me: I could really go for a bagel right now.

Mass email from the admin: Hey everyone! Come get bagels in the break room!
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 20th, 2024 05:50 pm)
Pros and cons of maintaining a sourdough culture:

Pros - sourdough.

Cons - maintain.
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"For centuries, the quinoa has been considered a food of low social prestige, although this prejudice is slowly changing. There needs to be a greater awareness of its nutritional value."

-Neglected Crops: 1492 from a Different Perspective (1993)
The only time in my life I had a fast food burger, I was eight and my parents decided to take the family out to McDonald's to see what the fuss was about.

I cried when I discovered that there was MEAT on the CHEESEBURGER and it TASTED SO GROSS and in the end my father had to finish my burger.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 11th, 2024 12:09 pm)
The question "is this plant edible" has only two answers:

"Yes, and people ate it all the time."
"This plant is so extremely, lethally toxic, but if you (boil it for two days) (ferment it underground) (burn it to a crisp) (wash it five times with strong acid) it's safe."
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