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2024-06-22 05:40 am

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Dragon's Dogma 2 definitely knows what millennials want.

Loyal companions. Really big swords. Home ownership.
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2024-03-24 06:42 am

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Me: Sooooo, Ulrika was going to be the arisen, but then you charged the dragon to save her, so now she's in love with you.

Spouse: She didn't fall as hard as Aelinore, at least.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2024-03-22 09:01 pm

The pawns are so chatty! :D

Me: My pawn is talking to your pawn!

Spouse: Awwww, they're flirting.
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2024-03-22 08:34 am

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This Justinn fellow... he's nice, helpful, believes you instantly, and doesn't show up as a major character on the website... he is 100% going to die in some inciting incident.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2024-03-22 08:11 am

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Me: So I bet the griffin you're riding is going to die by the end of the intro credits. And you're not even going to get any loot out of it.

(Griffin gets shot down in cutscene)

Spouse: (searches area for loot) Not even a griffin feather!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2024-03-07 09:01 pm

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Tried out the Dragon's Dogma 2 character creator.

Wow. This fucking sucks.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2023-11-28 08:12 pm

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Me: Okay, the character who breasts boobily is a madam, I'll give them a pass on that one.

Spouse: Yeah, it's kind of her job to breast boobily.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2023-11-28 07:41 pm

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Spouse: I'm a bit disappointed that it's a parallel universe though.

Me: Now, to be fair, it might not be. It could be that the last seneschal remade Gransys into Vermund. Because Berserk.

Spouse: Your argument is much more logical than it should be.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2023-11-28 07:39 pm

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I admit that I am confused as to why Capcom chose to categorize the vocations Like That, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so excited about the vocations AAAAAAAAAAAA I'm going to KILL SO MANY ENEMIES IN THIS GAME.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2023-10-05 09:04 am

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The game isn't even out yet and people are already hating on it.
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2023-05-26 04:02 pm

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[Lie] I am going to be SO NORMAL about Dragon's Dogma II.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2022-10-02 09:25 am

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Someone once described Death from Dragon's Dogma as "the world's scariest bedsheet ghost" and that's been living in my head rent free for years.