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Dragon's Dogma 2 definitely knows what millennials want.
Loyal companions. Really big swords. Home ownership.
Loyal companions. Really big swords. Home ownership.
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Me: Sooooo, Ulrika was going to be the arisen, but then you charged the dragon to save her, so now she's in love with you.
Spouse: She didn't fall as hard as Aelinore, at least.
Spouse: She didn't fall as hard as Aelinore, at least.
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Me: My pawn is talking to your pawn!
Spouse: Awwww, they're flirting.
Spouse: Awwww, they're flirting.
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This Justinn fellow... he's nice, helpful, believes you instantly, and doesn't show up as a major character on the website... he is 100% going to die in some inciting incident.
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Me: So I bet the griffin you're riding is going to die by the end of the intro credits. And you're not even going to get any loot out of it.
(Griffin gets shot down in cutscene)
Spouse: (searches area for loot) Not even a griffin feather!
(Griffin gets shot down in cutscene)
Spouse: (searches area for loot) Not even a griffin feather!
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Tried out the Dragon's Dogma 2 character creator.
Wow. This fucking sucks.
Wow. This fucking sucks.
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Me: Okay, the character who breasts boobily is a madam, I'll give them a pass on that one.
Spouse: Yeah, it's kind of her job to breast boobily.
Spouse: Yeah, it's kind of her job to breast boobily.
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Spouse: I'm a bit disappointed that it's a parallel universe though.
Me: Now, to be fair, it might not be. It could be that the last seneschal remade Gransys into Vermund. Because Berserk.
Spouse: Your argument is much more logical than it should be.
Me: Now, to be fair, it might not be. It could be that the last seneschal remade Gransys into Vermund. Because Berserk.
Spouse: Your argument is much more logical than it should be.
I admit that I am confused as to why Capcom chose to categorize the vocations Like That, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so excited about the vocations AAAAAAAAAAAA I'm going to KILL SO MANY ENEMIES IN THIS GAME.
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The game isn't even out yet and people are already hating on it.
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[Lie] I am going to be SO NORMAL about Dragon's Dogma II.
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Someone once described Death from Dragon's Dogma as "the world's scariest bedsheet ghost" and that's been living in my head rent free for years.
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