palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 5th, 2025 08:36 pm)
This game has a ruin of the Ekida (the people that made the god that made you... I think) that has a tablet in an incomprehensible language where the only recognizable words are "Yezuha" and "Engwith" and (gnashes teeth) WHAT DID THE YEZUHANS AND ENGWITHANS DO HERE. WHAT CONNECTION DO THEY HAVE TO YOUR MUSHROOM GOD.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 6th, 2025 04:17 pm)
Novel: The old baron lost his mind and then died horribly!

Me: Sure.

Novel: The horse toy went flying off a cliff and broke! Irreparably!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I made some granola today and I have SEEN THE LIGHT.

It's easily a hundred times better than any of the storebought stuff.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 11th, 2024 04:56 pm)
So, Ms Romance sim has been striking out (no or negative chemistry) with everyone she meets.

Now she has maximum chemistry with... my spouse's extremely horny OC.

I sent them on a date and Ms Romance immediately rolls a fear of marrying the OC. MA'AM YOU JUST MET HER TEN MINUTES AGO, CHILL.

Update: the OC, on the other hand, rolled wants to marry two of her other lovers.

One of whom is Ms Romance's neighbor whom she struck out with and who is now dating the other neighbor. This is going to be terrible/hilarious.

Further update: neighbor came home and (even though Ms Romance was on the phone at the moment) caught OC "cheating". She went back to her apartment, got changed, then ran into the apartment Ms Romance shares with her sister and brother-in-law to slap OC. This did not impact the quality of the date at all.

Then she proceeded to practice on Ms Romance's ballet barre. While Ms Romance and OC (autonomously, I might add) got it on.

Another update: they had a dream date. And Ms Romance earned a cleaning skill point from it, a feature I didn't even remember (or maybe know) existed.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 4th, 2024 09:59 am)
"My package should be getting here tomorrow, it's just shipping from a few hundred miles north, let me check the tracking- WHAT'S IT DOING IN HAWAII?"
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 28th, 2023 07:39 pm)
I admit that I am confused as to why Capcom chose to categorize the vocations Like That, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so excited about the vocations AAAAAAAAAAAA I'm going to KILL SO MANY ENEMIES IN THIS GAME.
Type 1: FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME! FEED ME NOW! FEED ME!

Type 2: Father I require sustenance. Immediately please.

Type 3: I am so hungry. :( I am the hungriest cat alive. :( Why do you never give me food.

Type 4: No I don't want your horrible awful food. Leave me alone.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 22nd, 2023 04:49 pm)
Me, an Eastern European, looking at pictures of suggested plants on a gardening website: WHY ARE THEY SUGGESTING I PLANT STINGING NETTLE- wait that's mint, WHY ARE THEY SUGGESTING I PLANT MINT?
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 14th, 2023 05:34 pm)
I figured out how to knit cylinders and cones!

(laughs like a cartoon villain) SUCH POWER!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 12th, 2023 03:32 pm)
(screams into the pillow) That is the WRONG SHADE OF ORANGE you CAN'T DO THAT TO DOCTOR RATCHET.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 18th, 2023 07:25 pm)
Me: (crocheting)

Brain: HERR MANNELIG, HERR MANNELIG, WILL YOU MARRY ME, I WILL MAKE YOU A FINE SHIRT MADE NOT WITH NEEDLE BUT WITH A HOOK!
In just the past week at work, I've placed purchases totalling almost my yearly salary.

There's something distressing about knowing you're the cheapest part of the process.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 9th, 2023 01:15 pm)
Me: WOULD YOU BELIEVE that a half square knot is exactly one half of a square knot?

My family: NO WAY!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Aug. 27th, 2023 06:32 am)
BREAKING NEWS: cat LOUDLY insists that CRUEL OWNER has NEVER FED HIM!
"Science is a fandom, and if you, an actual real life scientist, argue that it's not, you're insulting fandom."

GET SOME FUCKING HOBBIES AND BUILD A FUCKING COMMUNITY. FANDOM IS AWESOME BUT IT CAN'T BE YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF HUMAN INTERACTION, PERSONAL FULFILLMENT, AND ENTERTAINMENT.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Aug. 2nd, 2023 03:21 pm)
(clears throat)

YOUR FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE IS A PROBLEM ON YOUR END, NOT A MISTAKE ON MY PART FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT, STOP GETTING ANGRY AT ME FOR TAKING WHAT YOU SAID AT FACE VALUE AND NOT READING YOUR MIND.

(deep breath)

And now back to cats.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 21st, 2023 01:35 am)
This is SO FUCKING BORING how does anyone stand this.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 20th, 2023 09:10 pm)
In a shocking turn of events, I had a conversation with someone about my ethnicity, and he didn't bring up the war EVEN ONCE!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 13th, 2023 11:58 am)
THE CATS ARE IN MY SPARE BEDROOM! :D
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 12th, 2023 08:23 am)
Me: (exists as a morning person because that's how my circadian rhythm works)

People: Mino is a good example to emulate! Waking up super early is a good idea for everyone!

Me: What the fuck, no.

People: I'm going to start setting my alarm for 0500 every day even though I've been a night owl my whole life!

Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
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