Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

Novel: The old baron lost his mind and then died horribly!

Me: Sure.

Novel: The horse toy went flying off a cliff and broke! Irreparably!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So, Ms Romance sim has been striking out (no or negative chemistry) with everyone she meets.

Now she has maximum chemistry with... my spouse's extremely horny OC.

I sent them on a date and Ms Romance immediately rolls a fear of marrying the OC. MA'AM YOU JUST MET HER TEN MINUTES AGO, CHILL.

Update: the OC, on the other hand, rolled wants to marry two of her other lovers.

One of whom is Ms Romance's neighbor whom she struck out with and who is now dating the other neighbor. This is going to be terrible/hilarious.

Further update: neighbor came home and (even though Ms Romance was on the phone at the moment) caught OC "cheating". She went back to her apartment, got changed, then ran into the apartment Ms Romance shares with her sister and brother-in-law to slap OC. This did not impact the quality of the date at all.

Then she proceeded to practice on Ms Romance's ballet barre. While Ms Romance and OC (autonomously, I might add) got it on.

Another update: they had a dream date. And Ms Romance earned a cleaning skill point from it, a feature I didn't even remember (or maybe know) existed.

I admit that I am confused as to why Capcom chose to categorize the vocations Like That, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so excited about the vocations AAAAAAAAAAAA I'm going to KILL SO MANY ENEMIES IN THIS GAME.

Me, an Eastern European, looking at pictures of suggested plants on a gardening website: WHY ARE THEY SUGGESTING I PLANT STINGING NETTLE- wait that's mint, WHY ARE THEY SUGGESTING I PLANT MINT?

(screams into the pillow) That is the WRONG SHADE OF ORANGE you CAN'T DO THAT TO DOCTOR RATCHET.

In just the past week at work, I've placed purchases totalling almost my yearly salary.

There's something distressing about knowing you're the cheapest part of the process.

BREAKING NEWS: cat LOUDLY insists that CRUEL OWNER has NEVER FED HIM!

(clears throat)

YOUR FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE IS A PROBLEM ON YOUR END, NOT A MISTAKE ON MY PART FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT, STOP GETTING ANGRY AT ME FOR TAKING WHAT YOU SAID AT FACE VALUE AND NOT READING YOUR MIND.

(deep breath)

And now back to cats.

In a shocking turn of events, I had a conversation with someone about my ethnicity, and he didn't bring up the war EVEN ONCE!

Me: (exists as a morning person because that's how my circadian rhythm works)

People: Mino is a good example to emulate! Waking up super early is a good idea for everyone!

Me: What the fuck, no.

People: I'm going to start setting my alarm for 0500 every day even though I've been a night owl my whole life!

Me: NOOOOOOOOO!