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2024-03-31 10:35 am
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So was anyone going to tell me that Scooter's "How Much is the Fish" and Blackmore's Nights' "All For One" both borrow the melody of from the Breton song Son ar chistr, or was I supposed to find out while desperately looking up "why does Eleuveitie's 'Lvgvs' sound so familiar"?
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2024-02-14 07:30 am

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I hate it when I'm looking up a song on YouTube and there are more reaction videos than videos of the actual song.

Someone presumably likes watching those, but it sure isn't me.
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2024-01-18 03:22 pm
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Black MIDI asks "what if we used the whole piano at once though" and doesn't wait for the answer.
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2023-12-01 07:49 pm
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Having a real normal one here folks

(to the tune of "Hallelujah") It's an inbox that is stuffed so full of emails... fucking emails... fucking emails... fucking emails... fucking eeee-eeeee-mails.
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2023-11-29 09:03 pm

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I was singing at my cats and they stared at me.

Then one of them climbed into my lap and shoved his face in my face.
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2023-10-23 06:13 pm
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I can't adequately explain the emotional rollecoaster I went through upon finding out that one of the Ukrainian patriotic songs I've been listening to is a cover... of a song inspired by Assassin's Creed.
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2023-10-18 07:25 pm

Every. Time.

Me: (crocheting)

Brain: HERR MANNELIG, HERR MANNELIG, WILL YOU MARRY ME, I WILL MAKE YOU A FINE SHIRT MADE NOT WITH NEEDLE BUT WITH A HOOK!
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2023-08-17 02:54 pm
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I've gotten into the habit of humming the Jeopardy tune when I'm nervous.

I have never in my life seen an episode of Jeopardy.
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2023-07-06 09:21 am
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Translation of Herr Mannelig: "I will gift you a sword made from the dust of dead stars."

Unimpressive. Iron is only made in supernovae, which are dying stars. All swords are made from the dust of dead stars.
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2023-07-03 09:19 am
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Pop music video: what if there was a sexy lady who danced at a club?

Metal music video: what if there was a sexy lady who was also a lycanthrope witch and she murdered vikings?
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2023-06-19 08:49 am
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Paint It, Black MIDI

My kingdom for a black MIDI cover of Paint It, Black that is simultaneously good black MIDI and recognizable as being Paint It, Black.
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2023-04-07 10:35 am
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Tragedy: local unicorn cannot find a black MIDI Paint It, Black cover.
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2023-03-27 11:15 am
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Give her some Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, bitches love Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.

(It's me, I'm bitches.)
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2023-03-07 10:37 am
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How dare Eurovision music make me cry. :(
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2023-03-07 10:23 am

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HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SONG NAMED UNICORN!!!!
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2023-03-07 10:18 am
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Got around to listening to the Eurovision songs this year.

-Lots of stuff I'm going to promptly forget (as usual).
-Norway came out with a banger.
-Finland brought straight-up noise (complimentary).
-The fun thing about being Eastern European is that I understand juuuust enough of neighboring countries' languages to understand a few words here and there but not the whole song. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT LOVE, BUT WHAT KIND OF LOVE, I CAN'T SAY.
-I normally HATE the rock/metal songs that make it to ESC, but Germany's Blood and Glitter was really good.
-Pretty sure I've heard France's song in an Artsy French Film (TM) before.
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2023-02-17 01:47 pm
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Black MIDI Nightwish is competing against heavy metal ABBA cover for the position of my favorite niche genre.
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2023-01-10 04:18 pm
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Nordman is a wild ride, because I listen to their songs and headbang along, and then I look at the lyrics and it's like.

"God would be lonely too if he lived my life."

"The girl is being burned to death for being a witch."

"The northern lights are killing us all."

"The worst part of being shipwrecked on a deserted island is not being with you."