palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Apr. 27th, 2024 12:51 pm)
"What do you need a belt sander for?"

"This. (lifts bag of jumbo yarn)"

"...what?"

"I need big knitting needles and a big crochet hook to make a giant blanket."

"...............................now I want to see how that turns out."

"The tools, or the blanket?"

"Both."
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 30th, 2024 12:47 pm)
Curiously, my frenzied crocheting has given me an RSI in my right wrist.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 24th, 2024 05:03 pm)
I have to tear out and redo one hundred and sixty-two rows of crochet.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 10th, 2024 07:58 am)
My affectionate cat: AFFECTION! GIVE ME AFFECTION NOW!

Me: Okay, if I'm going to be cat furniture for half an hour, I might as well get some crochet done.

My anxious cat who hates everyone: Yarn? Is this... TOY? (clambers on my lap to get yarn, crowding out his affectionate brother in the process)
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 8th, 2024 03:07 pm)
I have figured out how to crochet using knitting needles, I am UNSTOPPABLE!
After learning Tunisian crochet, I decided to see what "Tunisian knitting" (knitting where each stitch gets cast off immediately so you only have one active stitch at a time, a la crochet) is like.

I'm doing a basic stockinette. The back side looks like normal, if slightly uneven, stockinette. The face looks like an unholy cross between crochet and nålbinding.

Update: I just realized that topologically, I'm doing slip stitch crochet but with two knitting needles! This is probably how crochet was invented!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 21st, 2023 02:51 pm)
Measured all of my hooks and needles with my calipers.

Was disappointed.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 19th, 2023 08:19 am)
People: Knitting is more expensive, because you get into circulars and double pointed needles and you spend so much on tools!

Me: (desperately hiding listings for Tunisian crochet and double ended hooks from my search history) Haha. Yeah. Knitting sure does have a lot of tools!
"I started with five double pointed needles, how am I knitting with only four right now?"
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 14th, 2023 08:37 am)
I was so busy grumbling "someday this will all be easy" that I didn't notice when it became easy.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 1st, 2023 08:20 am)
Someday this will be easy, you have to be bad at something first if you want to get good at it, skills aren't built in a day - me through gritted teeth as I once again fail to make a clove hitch knot.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 14th, 2023 05:34 pm)
I figured out how to knit cylinders and cones!

(laughs like a cartoon villain) SUCH POWER!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 4th, 2023 10:49 am)
Achievement unlocked: freehand crocheted an orb.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 3rd, 2023 07:39 pm)
There has to be at least a gram of my lunch and my hand cream on my nalbinding projects by now.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 18th, 2023 07:25 pm)
Me: (crocheting)

Brain: HERR MANNELIG, HERR MANNELIG, WILL YOU MARRY ME, I WILL MAKE YOU A FINE SHIRT MADE NOT WITH NEEDLE BUT WITH A HOOK!
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 9th, 2023 02:31 pm)
Facts I hate: all non-woven fabric is made by processes other than weaving, but not all fabric that isn't woven is non-woven fabric.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 5th, 2023 08:22 pm)
Sorry to all the metalheads who are going to see nålbinding tutorial videos in their recommendations because of me.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 1st, 2023 07:33 pm)
What am I doing, you might ask?

Well, see, I am confusing textile archeologists and historians!

(Explanation: I am doing the tarim stitch of nålbinding, which looks so much like knitting that even experts can't reliably tell them apart.)
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 1st, 2023 06:31 pm)
My cats have decided that of course a ball of yarn is a toy! Why else would the human have one if not to play with?

One of them even tried to chew on my knitting needle.
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