Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

I hate it when I'm looking up a song on YouTube and there are more reaction videos than videos of the actual song.

Someone presumably likes watching those, but it sure isn't me.

(to the tune of "Hallelujah") It's an inbox that is stuffed so full of emails... fucking emails... fucking emails... fucking emails... fucking eeee-eeeee-mails.

I can't adequately explain the emotional rollecoaster I went through upon finding out that one of the Ukrainian patriotic songs I've been listening to is a cover... of a song inspired by Assassin's Creed.

I've gotten into the habit of humming the Jeopardy tune when I'm nervous.

I have never in my life seen an episode of Jeopardy.

Heavy metal Dragostea Din Tei: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiDrbg7XHbU

My kingdom for a black MIDI cover of Paint It, Black that is simultaneously good black MIDI and recognizable as being Paint It, Black.

How dare Eurovision music make me cry. :(

Got around to listening to the Eurovision songs this year.

-Lots of stuff I'm going to promptly forget (as usual).
-Norway came out with a banger.
-Finland brought straight-up noise (complimentary).
-The fun thing about being Eastern European is that I understand juuuust enough of neighboring countries' languages to understand a few words here and there but not the whole song. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT LOVE, BUT WHAT KIND OF LOVE, I CAN'T SAY.
-I normally HATE the rock/metal songs that make it to ESC, but Germany's Blood and Glitter was really good.
-Pretty sure I've heard France's song in an Artsy French Film (TM) before.

Nordman is a wild ride, because I listen to their songs and headbang along, and then I look at the lyrics and it's like.

"God would be lonely too if he lived my life."

"The girl is being burned to death for being a witch."

"The northern lights are killing us all."

"The worst part of being shipwrecked on a deserted island is not being with you."