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2021-11-24 06:52 pm

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Maybe the real monsters were the rich people we ate along the way.
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2020-08-18 01:08 pm

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"Chimpanzees are HERBIVORES so humans should be too" says person who clearly doesn't know that both regular chimpanzees and the bonobo (the latter being our closest relative) are very much omnivorous and will even eat other primates.

So if you want to go with the Appeal To Nature, you should be suggesting a diet composed of actual tree leaves* and also cannibalism** in addition to fruit.

*humans can't digest leaves, something something useless appendix or whatever, you all are familiar with The Googles
**HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2020-05-17 01:10 pm

Really important question!

If you're a human and you subsist on drinking other people's blood, is that cannibalism?
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2019-11-18 07:53 pm
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You do the math

Supposedly, some Medieval people believed that lefties were people who were conceived as twins and then ate the other one in the womb.

I heard this possibly-factoid around the time that I met a pair of twins, both left-handed.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2019-09-12 10:15 am

Pretty bad way to start the day

I had a nightmare that rich people decided that everyone below upper middle class was expendable, so I ended up in a sorting line (kind of like the kind they use with cattle or something) with a bunch of other people, where people were determining whether to break our bodies down for food, use us to carry and birth rich people's children, or send us off to hard manual labor.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
2019-06-30 03:36 pm
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Places to run away from really fast

Republic of X: maybe fine, maybe not.

Democratic Republic of X: probably leans authoritarian.

People's Democratic Republic of X: almost definitely authoritarian.

National People's Democratic Republic of X: authoritarian for sure.

Free National People's Democratic Republic of X: the leader eats poor people for breakfast.