Someone: (posts a video in which they cross themselves as part of the humor)
Me: You are crossing yourself wrong, you can't use the left hand, and you did it all backwards!
Brain: ...wait, why do we even know how to cross ourself?
Me: We learned how to do it right as a teenager so we could deliberately do it wrong to annoy our mother.
Brain: Oh, okay, that makes sen- isn't our mother agnostic?
Me: You are crossing yourself wrong, you can't use the left hand, and you did it all backwards!
Brain: ...wait, why do we even know how to cross ourself?
Me: We learned how to do it right as a teenager so we could deliberately do it wrong to annoy our mother.
Brain: Oh, okay, that makes sen- isn't our mother agnostic?