Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

So, Ms Romance sim has been striking out (no or negative chemistry) with everyone she meets.

Now she has maximum chemistry with... my spouse's extremely horny OC.

I sent them on a date and Ms Romance immediately rolls a fear of marrying the OC. MA'AM YOU JUST MET HER TEN MINUTES AGO, CHILL.

Update: the OC, on the other hand, rolled wants to marry two of her other lovers.

One of whom is Ms Romance's neighbor whom she struck out with and who is now dating the other neighbor. This is going to be terrible/hilarious.

Further update: neighbor came home and (even though Ms Romance was on the phone at the moment) caught OC "cheating". She went back to her apartment, got changed, then ran into the apartment Ms Romance shares with her sister and brother-in-law to slap OC. This did not impact the quality of the date at all.

Then she proceeded to practice on Ms Romance's ballet barre. While Ms Romance and OC (autonomously, I might add) got it on.

Another update: they had a dream date. And Ms Romance earned a cleaning skill point from it, a feature I didn't even remember (or maybe know) existed.

Any Sims player who tells you they've never made an orgy or a mass murder in the game is either lying or needs their head checked out.

I'm trying to motivate myself to fix my Sims 2 game, but for the moment I'll settle for "fifteen minutes of modding the game".

Looking up how to transfer household inventories in Sims 2, and the results had a few divorce law articles.

This is hilarious. The reverse would be also hilarious but in a much more tragic way.

Total time spent playing Sims in the last month: 4 hours.

Total time spent modding Sims in the last month: ~50 hours.

Man, the Sims 2 slacker career, it... it sure does show a remarkable amount of classism and cluelessness from the developers, huh?

My hedonist, free-spirited, not-very-intellectually-inclined pleasure/romance sim rolled wants to join the architecture and oceanography careers.

I'm looking at Sims 2 data, and I gotta ask: in what hecking world do the devs live in, that teachers consistently make like 40-90% more than lawyers?

Note to self: do not send vampire sims outside to sunbathe.