Sidestepping the Romanization debate by writing all Slavic words in Glagolithic.
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Coworker: I made a folder on the shared drive for the upcoming experiment half an hour ago.
Me, a Known Organization Freak: Yeah I saw, I already uploaded all my templates.
Coworker: Oh wow, I'm going to upload mine too so it looks like I'm doing my job.
Me, a Known Organization Freak: Yeah I saw, I already uploaded all my templates.
Coworker: Oh wow, I'm going to upload mine too so it looks like I'm doing my job.
You wear bright colors because they match your skintone. I wear bright colors to warn predators that I'm toxic.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
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Literary scholar in the year 2648: Palomino T. Unicorn's fiction is full of absentee fathers and violently overbearing mothers. I hereby suggest that this particular family dynamic was common in Unicorn's social circle, or perhaps even that Unicorn herself grew up with parents who fit this mold.
My ghost, hanging around academia for kicks: Ya think?
My ghost, hanging around academia for kicks: Ya think?
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The existence of pronouns implies the existence of connouns.
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No, you're mistaken.
I'm not doomed by the narrative.
The narrative is doomed by ME.
I'm not doomed by the narrative.
The narrative is doomed by ME.
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Miracle: forgetful dyslexic got password right on first try.
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1. Be absolutely fucking insane about things. Just completely batshit.
2. Express this insanity around people.
3. Discover other people who are insane about these things and hang out being insane together.
4. Congratulations.
2. Express this insanity around people.
3. Discover other people who are insane about these things and hang out being insane together.
4. Congratulations.
Two clueless dykes settling down together and becoming coparents while thinking "we are just friends": idiots to mothers.
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This is my problem. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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"Let me check my planner" - boring, predictable.
"Allow me to consult my divination book" - exciting, mysterious, demonstrates my spellcasting ability.
"Allow me to consult my divination book" - exciting, mysterious, demonstrates my spellcasting ability.
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We are an equal opportunity adventuring party. We do not discriminate based on race, gender, class, ability score, casting status, criminal history, background, alignment, level, or sexuality.
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(hides under a blanket) It has come to my attention that some of my subscribers are... extraverts. (glares at all of you suspiciously)
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