palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 22nd, 2023 04:31 pm)
Oklahoma State University's website is okstate.edu.

Like yeah. Our state sure is okay, I guess.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 27th, 2023 01:15 pm)
Sidestepping the Romanization debate by writing all Slavic words in Glagolithic.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 7th, 2023 04:01 pm)
Call-out post for Dreamwidth user Palominocorn: does not toast Poptarts before eating them.
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( Jul. 26th, 2023 08:30 am)
Coworker: I made a folder on the shared drive for the upcoming experiment half an hour ago.

Me, a Known Organization Freak: Yeah I saw, I already uploaded all my templates.

Coworker: Oh wow, I'm going to upload mine too so it looks like I'm doing my job.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 25th, 2023 02:34 pm)
Me, crocheting at lunch: Hm. I have no idea what I'm doing.

My coworker: That's what I say every day I go to work.

Me: As your coworker, I find that extremely reassuring.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 23rd, 2023 01:45 pm)
Me: (spritzes my jungle plant)

My cat: WTF did the bromeliad do to deserve that punishment.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jun. 26th, 2023 11:11 am)
You wear bright colors because they match your skintone. I wear bright colors to warn predators that I'm toxic.

We are not the same.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 24th, 2023 10:00 am)
Literary scholar in the year 2648: Palomino T. Unicorn's fiction is full of absentee fathers and violently overbearing mothers. I hereby suggest that this particular family dynamic was common in Unicorn's social circle, or perhaps even that Unicorn herself grew up with parents who fit this mold.

My ghost, hanging around academia for kicks: Ya think?
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Apr. 6th, 2023 08:17 am)
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of connouns.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Apr. 2nd, 2023 04:30 pm)
No, you're mistaken.

I'm not doomed by the narrative.

The narrative is doomed by ME.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Apr. 1st, 2023 04:25 pm)
Miracle: forgetful dyslexic got password right on first try.
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1. Be absolutely fucking insane about things. Just completely batshit.
2. Express this insanity around people.
3. Discover other people who are insane about these things and hang out being insane together.
4. Congratulations.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 25th, 2023 11:59 am)
Two clueless dykes settling down together and becoming coparents while thinking "we are just friends": idiots to mothers.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 16th, 2023 11:02 am)
I Have No Brain And I Must Think.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 10th, 2023 12:18 pm)
This is my problem. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 8th, 2023 10:32 am)
"Let me check my planner" - boring, predictable.

"Allow me to consult my divination book" - exciting, mysterious, demonstrates my spellcasting ability.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 31st, 2022 09:17 pm)
We are an equal opportunity adventuring party. We do not discriminate based on race, gender, class, ability score, casting status, criminal history, background, alignment, level, or sexuality.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Dec. 9th, 2022 08:58 pm)
(hides under a blanket) It has come to my attention that some of my subscribers are... extraverts. (glares at all of you suspiciously)
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Nov. 30th, 2022 03:19 pm)
Is he, you know (mimes a facepalm) a medic?
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