Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

"Ah, you need a sexy strumpet to compliment your mute justice routine."

(looks up "can you fuck Eb in Tyranny")

Me: Ooooh, violence and gore! Nice! Could be bloodier though.

Also me: If this game makes me watch a sex scene I will riot.

(locks blorbos in pit) I'm not letting you out until you either fight or fuck.

Honestly, I think the question isn't "why do women moan and scream during sex" but "why don't people generally nonverbally vocalize their emotions more?"

(The answer is that society teaches us from a young age that showing emotions makes you weak and impolite, and sex is damn near the only time we're not aggressively taught to restrain our expression.)

I miss the days when all websites did was give me a "confirm you're an adult" popup that I could say yes to and then show me the Sex-Violence-Drugs. Now I have to give them my email, a scan of my ID, my social security number, and my firstborn.

Was Penelope from the Odyssey the original MILF?

Hmmmm. A higher ranking murderjudge has a crush on me. Can I sleep with her, get some favors, and then toss HER into the death pit?