palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 10th, 2025 06:18 am)
Our family owns a combined 448 books at the moment.
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( Mar. 28th, 2025 02:47 pm)
Me when a fictional couple argues: Ugh, this hackneyed plot again.

Me when a fictional couple tries to kill each other: (sicko voice) Yesssss! They're in love your honor!
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( Jan. 25th, 2025 07:51 am)
I finished reading that book, the one that I stayed up all night reading in my youth and then hated.

Looking back at it (coughcough) years later, I think my issue with it was that the ending was ambiguous - what did the antagonist/love interest do to the protagonist, if anything? What do the flashbacks mean? Is she really dead?

As a thirty-something I can read between the lines and come to a satisfying conclusion, but at the time I was so frustrated that it was ambiguous, and when I tried to talk to my mother about it the next day (well... eight hours later in the afternoon when I woke up, it was after dawn when I finished the book), she just laughed at me.

Oddly, while I mostly forgot about this book for years (and when I did think about it, couldn't tell you much about it), reading it again I discovered that both the plot and the format are quite similar to a novel I started writing a couple of years later. I don't think this is coincidence (I've read literally thousands of books, and very few of them made enough of an impression to haunt me a decade-plus later), but it also wasn't deliberate on my part.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jan. 6th, 2025 04:17 pm)
Novel: The old baron lost his mind and then died horribly!

Me: Sure.

Novel: The horse toy went flying off a cliff and broke! Irreparably!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
palominocorn: A rainbow unicorn with a Ukrainian flag. (Ukraine)
( Jan. 4th, 2025 07:39 am)
There's a fantasy book I read years ago, which I remember staying up all night to read, but also despising for some reason.

I just remembered the title, and I got my hands on an e-book.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 31st, 2024 08:08 am)
CS Lewis doesn't like flannel.

This is unforgivable.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 30th, 2024 07:58 am)
Does anyone have an English copy of The Silver Chair on hand?

My translated copy states, in the penultimate paragraph of chapter 15, that the lady in the green kirtle was "of course the same witch that had once frozen Narnia", but I think the translator could've added that.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 14th, 2024 02:34 pm)
The woodworking book I'm reading has a list of sample projects, arranged from least to most difficult.

The last project is a chair, and for the first time in my thirty-(mumblemumble) years, it occured to me that wow! Chairs need to be sturdy! They have to take a lot!
"For centuries, the quinoa has been considered a food of low social prestige, although this prejudice is slowly changing. There needs to be a greater awareness of its nutritional value."

-Neglected Crops: 1492 from a Different Perspective (1993)
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 26th, 2024 12:26 pm)
Gave up on a "dead dove, do not eat" fic two paragraphs in. Not because of the dove but because of the fucking staccato sentences.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 14th, 2024 05:11 pm)
Twenty(mumble) years ago, I read Alanna: the First Adventure, in which the main character at one point burns vervain leaves and notes that she's working dangerous magic.

I was today years old when I discovered that vervain is a real plant. That I can buy seeds for at my local gardening center.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Jul. 5th, 2024 05:25 pm)
Fictional hitmen, assassins, etc: I only kill bad people! I always do my research on the marks to make sure they deserve it!

The narrative: never actually shows them doing any research whatsoever, they just accept the hit and go in all guns blazing.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( May. 29th, 2024 08:53 pm)
[Lie] I'm only going to read one chapter.
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( Apr. 19th, 2024 07:37 pm)
I managed to hurt my entire forearm reading a book, that's a new one.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Mar. 29th, 2024 11:33 am)
Codex Alera is an interesting case study in titles, because even knowing what the last book is named gives away huge plot twists.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 28th, 2023 07:28 am)
"Extremely competent, observant, and insightful man whose only weakness is a complete inability to notice and correctly respond to multiple women around him being deeply in love with him" remains one of my favorite character tropes.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Oct. 25th, 2023 02:12 pm)
Turns out that I CAN recapture the "can't think of anything except this book, must stay up late reading" feeling.

But only with books I read and loved as a kid.
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palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 16th, 2023 06:10 pm)
Me when reading other people's writing: Okay but what if they fucked nasty, then tried to kill each other, then broke up, then got married, then tried to kill each other again? Oh and what if there was an uncomfortable pseudo-incest thing going on?

Me when writing my own fiction: What if they danced and laughed together?
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 6th, 2023 06:26 am)
I am begging authors to please learn ways to demonstrate that two characters are in love aside from jealousy.
palominocorn: A rearing palomino unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, standing in front of a genderqueer symbol. (Default)
( Sep. 5th, 2023 02:58 pm)
Twenty years ago: Just one more chapter and I'll go to bed.

Ten years ago: Just one more sidequest and I'll go to bed.

Now: Just one more row and I'll go to bed.
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