I am returning some clothes I bought online because they don't properly fit my magnificent but socially unacceptable abdomen.
And I'm trying to tell myself that this is an unfortunate thing that people have to do sometimes because clothes are weird and sizing guides are hit or miss, but also, I can't help but remember the Karen who rolled her eyes and told me that in-person shopping was unnecessary because everyone SHOULD buy like three sizes and four colors online and return the eleven of the twelve that don't look good.
And I'm trying to tell myself that this is an unfortunate thing that people have to do sometimes because clothes are weird and sizing guides are hit or miss, but also, I can't help but remember the Karen who rolled her eyes and told me that in-person shopping was unnecessary because everyone SHOULD buy like three sizes and four colors online and return the eleven of the twelve that don't look good.