(Yes, I've lived in the US for 25+ years.)

[palominocorn]

The only time in my life I had a fast food burger, I was eight and my parents decided to take the family out to McDonald's to see what the fuss was about.

I cried when I discovered that there was MEAT on the CHEESEBURGER and it TASTED SO GROSS and in the end my father had to finish my burger.