(They didn't fit)

I autopiloted and tried to put my potato chips away in the cutlery drawer.

Anyone have thoughts?

Fun things to think about as I write: if I make a species of genderless, sentient shapeshifters, would they automatically be trans if they pick up genders upon joining human society?

Uhhhhhhh...

There's a movement called "no poo" consisting of people who don't use shampoo on their hair.

I'm not sure they thought that one through.