I don't think Disney intended for us to think about this that hard

Disney's Aladdin has no facial hair, despite being too poor to afford razors or trips to the barber. (I think Muslim law forbids men from shaving too, so assuming he's devout he likely wouldn't even if he could.)

Since other men in the cartoon, such as the sultan and Jafar, have facial hair, one can assume that Aladdin doesn't grow any for some reason.

Conclusion: he's trans.

...huh

You know, every time I hear about Satanism in the news these days it's stuff like "Satanists donate thousands of boxes of tampons to imprisoned people" or "Satanists speak out against child abuse" or whatnot.

I wonder what they think of the devil's advocate rhetorical device.

Such an Americentric conversation

Man, I wish that everyone who insists that race is this immutable, clearly defined thing that you can know about a person just by looking at their face would spend, like, a few months in various countries.

Where I come from, "black" means someone with dark hair and "white" means a blond - so back home, I'm a white person with a black sibling, even though we obviously have the same parents and otherwise look nearly identical. And WASPs who go there are in for a surprise: everyone hates them for being WASPs (not as much as they hate Turks and Caucasians and Romani, but still).

(And quite a lot of teenagers are horny!)

Listen, if you give a teenager a computer with an internet connection, and they're horny, they are going to find something to masturbate to, no matter how many parental controls you put on that computer.

"Burning mouth" is not a fun sensation, let me tell you

I wonder how many Californians discovered they were allergic to mollusks after licking a banana slug?

It's not just about sex!

"I don't care what you do behind closed doors" doesn't really make me feel safe, because it implies that if, say, I was to hold hands with my partner or kiss them goodbye in public, you would care, and your caring would be very negative.

(I'm in the US, drinking age is 21 here)

If reading about queer characters as a kid was the real reason people became queer, I'd be the straightest fucking person in the universe. I didn't see an explicitly asexual character in any media until I was old enough to drink.