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Me: [flaps hands, bounces legs, moves around constantly]

Me: [socially incompetent]

Me: [can't deal with bright lights, loud noises, or rough textures]

Me: [melts down frequently]

Them: "But you can't possibly be autistic!"

Really, dude? Really?

Seriously, dude, you're going to sit around on your bum reading the internet while your heavily pregnant wife runs around cleaning up after you?

What a strange world

When I looked up "was Bernie Sanders born Bernard" I was not surprised that yes, he was.

I was, however, surprised that the answer came from the IMDB page for a movie called My X-Girlfriend's Wedding Reception in which he starred as a rabbi.