TFW

Someone makes a long rant about how "straight men do all these awful things, unlike queer women" that sounds like they compiled a combined list of the bad things your many bi female ex-friends to you.

You are not going to convince me to go lesbian. #sorrynotsorry

Shower thought

Conspiracy theories and Harvard appeal to people the same way: "join us and you'll be part of a small and superior group of people".

Of course, conspiracy theories are usually cheaper.

Let people make their own food decisions 2kforever

"Secretly feeding people vegetables (for their health) is totally different from secretly feeding people meat!"

No, and also, if you sneak pumpkin into my food and I end up in the ER from anaphylactic shock, you are paying the bill. Plus damages.

Mmmmmm, nice

Totally self-indulgent things I would do if I had six billion dollars to spend on myself:

• get a company to hire a bunch of scientists to make vegetarian tuna that actually tastes like tuna
• exchange my car for a car (that is not a Tesla) with decent range
• replace all the IKEA furniture in the house with custom-made rainbow stuff
• commission a bunch of artists to make so much art for me
• fund some indie developers to make exactly the video games I want to play
• hire a gardener to grow and tend a brightly colored garden for me
• bribe the town to move that one ugly statue that's supposed to represent brotherhood but looks like an acid trip somewhere I can't see it
• find a bunch of tailors to make me beautiful, perfectly fitting clothes
• buy a pony, obviously, and braid colorful ribbons into its mane