Yeah, show your kids that marriage is a soul-sucking thing, that won't hurt them at all!

I hate the "save your marriage for the kids" thing.

Because as the now-grown child of a marriage that wasn't working, and maybe never had worked to begin with?

Hecking miserable is what it was.

"Help they're cooking on top of me!"

Counterintelligence: protecting your country from foreign spies.

Counter intelligence: when your kitchen furniture gains sentience.

And now that I've gotten that out my system, your regular "whatever, as long as your audience understands" Palominocorn Programming will resume.

Efficiency, y'all!

"Number pad aficionados" are up there with vegans and toe-shoe wearers on the list of people who need to stop giving me unsolicited advice.

Yeah yeah, it saves me ten microseconds per month, that's totally worth adding another ten centimeters to my laptop's width and retraining my muscle memory. /s

WTAF?

Copy-pasted a file into the system folder it needed to be in. System didn't recognize it.

Save as'd the exact same file into the exact same folder. System said "sure, let's do this" and accepted it.

Is this why every single programmer I've known is a neurotic mess?