Yikes

Me: "I wonder what my BAC was that night I got alcohol poisoning."

*Three* separate BAC calculators: "Sorry, we can't calculate this, our numbers don't go that high."

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The fact that SOP to euthanize someone in a permanent vegetative state is to take out the feeding tube (leading to a ~10 day dying process as the body's tissues slowly starve) as opposed to administering a quick, painless poison... I think it's horrifying, okay?