"No man of woman born can kill you" except that the entity that made that prophecy has nitpicky ideas as to what counts as killing, so when some random dude stabs you, it insists that you were actually killed not by the dude but by the sword.
"I hate this show so much! I want it to spectacularly fail! So I'm going to hate-watch every single episode as it comes out and post up a storm about it online that lets other people know about this show and where to watch it! That'll show them!"