Scientist: "I need you to make me a green laser."
Engineer: "Okay. I can make it a rainbow laser!"
Scientist: "No. A green laser."
Engineer: "A green laser than can make square, sawtooth, and sine waves?"
Scientist: "No. Just a laser."
Engineer: "...a laser than can shoot up to forty beams at once?"
Scientist: [looks into camera like they're on The Office]
CONVERSELY...
Scientist: "So, have you smashed together those protons yet?"
Engineer: "No."
Scientist: "What's taking so long? All you have to do is isolate a bunch of protons from heavy water, accelerate them to 95% the speed of light in a 40 km circle, and then aim them at each other! It's easy!"
Engineer: [looks into camera like they're on The Office]
Engineer: "Okay. I can make it a rainbow laser!"
Scientist: "No. A green laser."
Engineer: "A green laser than can make square, sawtooth, and sine waves?"
Scientist: "No. Just a laser."
Engineer: "...a laser than can shoot up to forty beams at once?"
Scientist: [looks into camera like they're on The Office]
CONVERSELY...
Scientist: "So, have you smashed together those protons yet?"
Engineer: "No."
Scientist: "What's taking so long? All you have to do is isolate a bunch of protons from heavy water, accelerate them to 95% the speed of light in a 40 km circle, and then aim them at each other! It's easy!"
Engineer: [looks into camera like they're on The Office]