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(looks for therapist on insurance website)

...all these people look like they're being strong-armed into taking pictures for the website.

(no subject)

Realization: any combination of five single-syllable words can be sung like "two four six oh one" from Les Miserables.

Bread eggs milk and cheeeeeese.

This damn piece of shiiiiiit.

Small black cute warm caaaaaat.