(This is a joke I am allowed to make, thank you very much)

Collect a team with some paranoid, schizoid, and schizotypal people and call yourselves the Cluster A Team.

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PS I would say that personality disorders are the worst BOGO sale ever, but it's more like "be abused into one, get the next two free" and BAIOGTNTF doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Faux leather made of cactus leaves! Oh that is BRILLIANT and I want a fancy cactus leather jacket yesterday!

(siiiigh) Medical literature, behind even general society in ableism

Mental health papers: "Ah yes, the personality disorders, Criminal Jerk PD, Drama Llama PD, Self Harm PD, Entitled Douche PD, and (checks scribbles) six more that aren't important!"

My company?! Trusts?! My opinions?!?!

Me: Based on past experience, I believe that X, Y, and Z are potential solutions to this problem.

Board of directors: Okay. We're going to try X, see if we can't find some equipment to do Y, and keep Z as a possibility for the future since it's not currently feasible due to ABC but those factors may change.

Me, internally: They're actually listening to me?!?!