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I wish I could take all the mental energy I spend having paranoid thoughts like "will my coworkers judge me for steeping my tea at my desk rather than in the break room" and "if I go to the bank on my lunch break will my bosses think I'm secretly interviewing somewhere else" and channel them into something productive.

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Me: Time to email the director about last week's experiment.

Brain: You know what you need? OPINIONS ON THE LAST SUPPER!

Me: This is not a thing I have ever needed in my life. We're not Christian and never have been, nor do we like Leonardo's work.

Brain: JUDAS SPILLING SALT IS EMBLEMATIC OF...

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I knew an engineering group that worked for something like a decade on using emerging tech to make... I think it was something like devices that would vibrate near obstacles.

Their intent was to help blind people. The director and everyone I met from the group was sighted.

They worked with four different advocacy groups for blind people, and all four stop returning their calls after some time. That should've been a sign.