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Sometimes I say things like "oh yeah, my mother complained that buying me clothes that fit or food I could eat was a waste of money" or "I didn't even realize I HAD a father until I was seven" and, after a few seconds of people looking at me in horror, remember that oh yeah, this isn't normal at all.

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Violets are violet
And lilacs are lilac
Purple is a relatively new color
And most synonyms for it can be etymologically traced to objects