(I was worried I'd ruined those during my misspent youth)

Looking at my test results, I not only have functional kidneys, I have the healthiest and most efficient kidneys that ever did kidney.

Gold stars for my renal system!

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Okay, here's my thesis statement: if you want people to stop a behavior, you have to figure out why they're doing it, and find a way to fill that need otherwise.

Shame doesn't work. Peer pressure doesn't work. Begging doesn't work. Threats don't work. Demonstrations of the consequences of their behavior don't work.