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For many years, I thought that "spare the rod and spoil the child" was not a warning but an actual command.

"Seriously, stop beating your kids. Go play with them. Get them a lollipop or something. Hear their laughter and warm your heart."

Learning the truth was a horrifying trip.

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Ouch my spine. :(

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I JUST FUCKING REALIZED.

In Discworld, they're called SOURCErers rather than SORCErers because, unlike wizards who use existing magic from the environment, they create magic.

As in, they're the SOURCE Of the magic.

Pratchett, you absolute fucking GENIUS (envious and awed).

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Thanks for bricking my phone with your latest update, Android.

This was definitely a thing I needed on New Year's Eve when I'm already in massive pain. /s