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Cynical take: it doesn't matter whether your game rules are thicker than War and Peace or can fit on an index card.

The average player will not read them.

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Brain: You can't call it garbage.

Me: It's sparkling trash.

Brain: (facepalm)

Me: Nailed it.

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To be honest, most smug morning people sound like they're actually not happy about being morning people (or that they're not morning people at all but are forcing themselves to pretend to be).

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The neighbors are playing music that's like... the auditory equivalent of strobing lights.