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My spouse has never heard of Royal Dansk.

So I got us a sewing kit.

I mean, cookies.

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"That's not a palomino, that's a chestnut with a flaxen mane, you utter fool" and other weird things I've cried out in a store.

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Is he, you know (mimes laying on the floor) chronically ill?