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I've got the zoomies but I'm also exhausted.

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Had a nightmare about my grandmother.

Her: "Why don't you talk to me more?"

Me: "Remember all those times you beat me?"

Her: "Well you deserved it every time!"

Love how my subconscious knows exactly what she would say if I actually called her out.

ART!

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I don't have a normal song stuck in my head, oh no.

I have some crossbreed of The Wellerman and Cotton Eyed Joe rattling around.

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PIPING HOT FUCKING TAKE: music genres are all made up bullshit anyway.

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Me in emails: To whom it may concern, I have unfortunately discovered a significant error in the system which I believe was caused by an accident on your end, let's schedule a time to repair it, best regards.

Me in person: Shit's fucked and it's your damn fault, asshole, get your shit together.

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Turns out I like horror as a genre just fine - I just dislike Stephen King and Stanley Kubrick.

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I made the most delicious rice I've ever had.

My spouse can only smell the soy sauce in it, and I can only smell the orange flavor.

"Is my blue your blue" but with SMELLS.