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Noooooooooo some books I wanted to read aren't available in dead tree format!

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(whispering) Games in the nineties were so blatantly racist.

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Me: So what's stopping me from loading the Heroes soundtracks on my phone and rocking out forever?

Spouse: Uh... nothing?

Me: Sweet! (does exactly that)

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Me, reading about the salt lick fest: Haha, that's weird.

Me upending a salt shaker directly over my tongue: Damnit this tastes delicious.

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Me: Check it out, I mixed a drink with the perfect amount of salt and sugar!

My spouse: (spits it out immediately and aggressively rinses mouth) On my god it's like drinking seawater!