I hate this. I hate THEM.

There's a nonzero chance that my nibling is left-handed, and if they are, odds are good that my sibling and parents will be all like "ha ha, your aunt Mino also thought she was left handed, but she was only faking it for attention - just like you, moron!"

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Is there some particular reasons why mosquitos always go for my legs?

I mean, aside from the mathematical observation that there's A LOT of uncovered leg when I go outside?

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Current mood: annoyed that I'm playing phone tag for something that could easily be an email.

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Part of the story I'm currently writing is set before the main character came out as trans.

Conclusion: writing narration without using pronouns is a bit of a challenge, but really not THAT much.

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I am literally ON YOUR SHOPPING WEBSITE, looking at THINGS TO BUY, gah, stop showing me annoying pop-up "buy our stuff" ads I AM LITERALLY BUYING YOUR STUFF RIGHT NOW you utter USELESS SERVER RACK.

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Medical staff: Please remove all foreign bodies.

Me, an immigrant: Awww, shucks. (walks away)

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I once had to fill out a background check that asked for my addresses for the last 25 years.

I was 21 at the time. No, the online form did not accept this.