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Fidgets fidgets fidgets fidgets!

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Update on my background check: they have determined that I am, in fact, me.

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Not going to reblog the basically-no-notes wank, but.

( Wank wank wank )

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I'm up Very Late out in The Middle of Nowhere to stargaze.

I've only been outside the light pollution of a metropolis twice before and.

There are a lot of stars, it is very dark, and I'm scared I'm about to get eaten by a tiger.

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If you wipe your hands with IPA and then put skin cream on, it makes the most nauseating mixed drink smell possible.

If you follow it up with a nasty case of hiccups, you're going to have a bad time.