(Imagined scenario)

Me: I punned my way into this situation and I'll pun my way out of it!

My coworkers, sobbing: Mino, please, your leg is broken and you have acid burns, let us call the ambulance.

THE STRUGGLE

On the one hand, I love the feeling of community and I believe that strong bonds with your neighbors are a great way to do subtle leftist stuff.

On the other hand, I'm an asocial introvert who can't talk properly.

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An accessibility or ergonomic feature that requires you to ask for it (or, worse, prove your need for it) is never going to reach 100% of the people who need it.

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The Spy x Family fandom's obsession with having Loid/Twilight tell Yor his birth name as an act of trust is a reflection of society's narratives around trauma, namely, that healing from it involves a full retelling of the events to your loved ones followed by a full return to who you were before it happened. In this essay I will...

The most dad thing I've ever said

It took a can of compressed air, a heat gun, two big wrenches, and a ton of WD40, but hey, I got my adjustable golf club unstuck from itself.

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(puts various gender symbols on sharpies) Gender markers.