Imagined scenario

"Blood loss? Yeah... you could even say I'm in the red. (passes out)"

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I love the phrase "renewable wind energy".

I understand (and agree with) what people mean by it, but the image of someone taking the depleted wind and putting it in a new wrapper to renew it is hilarious.

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I don't know how to explain to my manager that if you dump a bunch of proteins into the microscopic equivalent of the English channel if it was nearly freezing and also made of acid, some number of them are just going to die.

They're enzymes, not Nokia phones.

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There are many advantages to being genderqueer, but being able to use the men's room while the women's is being cleaned is a big one.