I'm keeping track of how many people I snipe with the "work on your project" post. Every time I get someone I tell the whole family and we cackle.
A guy recently 'splained to me that the reason why I find my native language straightforward is because I was raised with it... but English actually IS an easy language, regardless of, well, him being raised with it.
"This program has a 100% success rate, anyone who didn't succeed must not be doing it right" - okay, more eloquent people than I have talked about how that's bullshit, but also.
If a significant portion of your users aren't able to complete your program, have you considered: Your Program is Bad?
If a significant portion of your users aren't able to complete your program, have you considered: Your Program is Bad?
Would you still love me... if I made a worm? 🥺

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