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Defeated the last bastion of mess (the filing cabinet). Only fun things for the rest of the year.

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Sorry I ate your food. It was a snackcident.

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We are an equal opportunity adventuring party. We do not discriminate based on race, gender, class, ability score, casting status, criminal history, background, alignment, level, or sexuality.

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A thing that is sorely lacking in most RPGs is the ability to have the last word.

I can't drop a zinger on someone and walk away. I have to wait for them to reply, and then pick the (leave) option.

The rare cases when I CAN get the last word it's because I promptly murder my conversational partner.