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I never know how to answer "how do you feel" because how I feel emotionally and how I feel physically are often at odds.

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I hate this project I love this project I hate this project I love this project I hate this-

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I use "couple" to mean two, "literally" to mean non-metaphorically, and "inflammable" to mean capable of catching fire.

Unless I'm talking to a linguistic prescriptivist, in which case I cheerfully go with the colloquial "incorrect" definitions.

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"Delusional preppers preparing for Russian invasion."

🙃

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Ma'am, I don't know who you are, I don't know who you're complaining about, but despite you standing a good ten meters away from me while I have headphones with music on, I know far too much about your relationship with... him.

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Really feeling those BITE MAIM STAB urges today.