(no subject)

(lays down on floor, crushed by hundreds of pages of paperwork)

(no subject)

No, you're mistaken.

I'm not doomed by the narrative.

The narrative is doomed by ME.

(no subject)

Tried to play go fish with my family, but because our cards are dragon-themed, they insisted on calling it go dragon.

(no subject)

Me: Hmmm, maybe the comments of the latest Berserk chapter will mention if anyone's heard of a release date for the next one!

Me five minutes later: I never want to speak with a Berserk fan again. I am ashamed to share a fandom with these @#$%s.

(no subject)

Concept: a ghost that possesses the zombie that came from its former body for about sixteen hours a day, making it seem like the person never actually died.