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Sometimes I'll set people up for a pun or joke and they'll take the obvious set-up, then smugly inform me that I walked right into that.

No, fellow human, I set up a red carpet for you to walk on and you took the exact path I laid out for you, I'm not the one being played here.

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I WOULD write an insightful meta about how Twilight is going to become Loid rather than revert to [Redacted], but let's be real, the idea that he's going to process his trauma and return to the person he was as a six year old rather than go the well-known Becoming the Mask route is frankly bizarre and it's only bothering me so much because of my relationship with my own trauma.

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While it's true that Linux has much shorter update times than Windows, I do feel like their brevity was exaggerated by the Linux people in my life.

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Me: I want to put my blorbos into situations.

Brain: We could write.

Me: No!

Brain: We could play a build-your-own-blorbo video game.

Me: No!

Brain: We could draw something.

Me: No!

Brain: I don't understand. What do you want?

Me: My blorbos. In situations.