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The chalk bass is a type of fish that can change its sex up to twenty times a day. Which I personally am envious of.

Adventures in dyslexia

"What is a 'sweat potato' exactly?"

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Please let me loose on your email inbox. I swear I won't delete six thousand old and unneeded missives or aggressively categorize the rest. You can trust me with your inbox, I promise. I just need five minutes with it.

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"Yeah, the food in the cafe tastes awful and costs twice what it should, but what am I supposed to do? Pack my own lunch?" -several of my coworkers

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Love it when my house makes Weird Noises.