"I'll be there in five": they'll be there in fifteen.
"10:30 is perfect": they'll be there at eleven.
"I'm running a little late": LOL might as well just cancel.
"Haha, Eastern Europeans are sooo bad at showing up on time": how dare your eyebrows twitch slightly over the fact that I'm extremely late.
"10:30 is perfect": they'll be there at eleven.
"I'm running a little late": LOL might as well just cancel.
"Haha, Eastern Europeans are sooo bad at showing up on time": how dare your eyebrows twitch slightly over the fact that I'm extremely late.