My back hurts and my car smells like dirt

Ah yes, I'll shovel thirty gallons of mulch into buckets and transport it in my subcompact, what could possibly go wrong?

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Two hundred and fifty gallons of mulch! All in my front yard, courtesy of the sanitation department.

Unfortunately I had to shovel it INTO buckets and then dump it OUT of buckets, all by my lonesome.

My back hurts.