Don't even get me started on grains

Looking at beans in seed catalogs:

Common beans: heck yeah, beans all the way down! You want big ones? Round ones? Speckled cream and fuchsia? Beans that don't look like a bean? We got you!

Lima beans: choose from a dozen varieties! There's enough for almost everyone.

Fava beans: we have Broad Winsor and Sweet Lorraine. If you're really lucky we have purple ones, but don't hold your breath.

Garbanzo beans: I hope you like black chickpeas because that's all you're getting.

Mung beans: we're a specialty grower and we have one variety. Sometimes. Also our website may or may not steal your credit card number.

Rice beans: never heard of her.