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[palominocorn]

My job EMPOWERS me to spend a whole HOUR, sometimes even TWO HOURS every day inconsolably crying, because I am a SELF-STARTER who LOVES STRESS and is DEVOTED to the MISSION of making our rich investors richer and I am SO GLAD that I have this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY to RUIN MY HEALTH because this company is my FAMILY and NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.

Okay I think I'm done vomiting.